When we were little, we had a lot of superstitions to contend with, a lot of stories and fallacies. Today, I want to share with you, the techniques that were given to us to detect a witch or a spirit being. Please don’t try this at all, but if you foolishly do, please let me know if it worked.
Steps in Detecting a Witch
1. Early in the morning, take the mucus out of a dog’s eye, either the left or right, or both and rub it in your own eyes. You can also use those of a cat for more assurance. This is because animals like dogs and cats can see into the spiritual, they can actually see demons, they just can’t tell anybody because they can’t talk. That is why they always bark at midnight whenever there is no sign of life. I guess you can’t eat your cake and have it, can you?
2. Go to the market square, bend down like you want to touch your toes, then look in-between your legs, anybody you see without legs, actually floating is a witch or an evil spirit itself.
According to the superstition, if any of them catches you, they will flog the hell out of you. You are likely to run mad, well you’ll definitely look mad because nobody will see what’s hitting you, except you dancing to the sound of the music.
Truth be told
Well, as for me, I am not interested in seeing any evil spirit. The human beings and enemies I have around me in this world are evil enough for me. Besides, I have had encounters and they weren’t funny at all.
The Bible tells us that we wrestle not against flesh and blood (Ephesians 6:12), but in every rumour, there’s always an atom of truth. Jokes apart, there is a high level of probability that it might work, so please, don’t say I am the one who sent you. The only thing is, if it does work, and you see them…, well, that’s why the side effects have been indicated above. But just in case you actually try it, please make sure you give me feedback.
Cheers and God bless you infinitely!!!
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